| All | | a doctor gives orders to a superior officer |
| All | | a Klingon says "it is a good day to die" |
| All | | a Romulan is undercover, or vice versa |
| All | | a Vulcan uses the mind meld |
| All | | a Vulcan 's ears are hidden |
| All | | a force field is briefly visible |
| All | | a major character first appears |
| All | | a transport sequence start [drink until it stops] |
| All | | a commanding officer takes on both good cop & bad cop |
| All | | a crewmember is forced to wear an alien accessory |
| All | | a crewmember poses as a traveler from a far away village |
| All | | a major character is in the brig |
| All | | a ship decloaks |
| All | | a ship flies through the debris of a destroyed ship |
| All | | a starfleet officer is addressed by their first name |
| All | | a starfleet officer refuses to kill |
| All | | a system is offline |
| All | | a non-corporeal life form first appears |
| All | | a Borg says "you will be assimilated" |
| All | | a Borg says "irrelevant" |
| All | | a superior officer takes control of the ship/station |
| All | | a computer is scanned by an alien ship/computer/probe |
| All | | an engineer gives a repair estimate |
| All | | an officer adjusts their uniform |
| All | | an eps conduit blows up |
| All | | an exploding panel sends someone flying |
| All | | any captain offers their life instead |
| All | | any captain defies orders to save the day |
| All | | any captain asks for more time |
| All | | any 'emotionless' character totally shows emotion |
| All | | any alien rants about how cool their fucked up society is |
| All | | any alien curses in their own language |
| All | | any alien says "human" like an insult |
| All | | anything runs a diagnostic [finish your beer if level 1] |
| All | | someone asks for permission to speak freely |
| All | | someone attempts communication and fails |
| All | | someone attempts to compensate |
| All | | someone's answer is "unacceptable" |
| All | | someone is sexually harassed by the holodeck |
| All | | someone does one last thing at a console before getting up |
| All | | someone does something on all frequencies |
| All | | someone drinks |
| All | | someone gets laid |
| All | | someone evolves into another lifeform |
| All | | someone affirms their identity |
| All | | someone other than the captain has a log |
| All | | someone is beamed directly to sickbay |
| All | | someone is in dress uniform |
| All | | someone is in a holodeck outfit outside the holodeck |
| All | | someone is relieved of duty |
| All | | someone is showing extra skin |
| All | | someone gets stranded or left behind |
| All | | someone is surgically altered to resemble another race |
| All | | someone is talked out of their weapons |
| All | | someone is the sole survivor of something |
| All | | someone refers to a continent by compass direction |
| All | | someone removes an access panel |
| All | | someone removes their comm badge |
| All | | someone reverses polarity |
| All | | someone says "starfleet" [and give the salute] |
| All | | someone says "you have the conn…" [yell "KHAAAN"] |
| All | | someone says "get us out of here" or "get them out of there" |
| All | | someone says "magnify" |
| All | | someone says "nacelles" |
| All | | someone says "on my mark" |
| All | | someone says "subspace" |
| All | | someone says "with all due respect" |
| All | | someone says "prime directive" |
| All | | someone says "Jeffries Tubes" |
| All | | someone says "you're with me" |
| All | | someone says "late 20th century" |
| All | | someone says the exact number of crewmembers |
| All | | someone mutters the name of the episode |
| All | | someone references Shakespeare |
| All | | someone says something in an alien language and then translates |
| All | | someone lectures a superior being |
| All | | someone sets their phaser for wide dispersal |
| All | | someone stops the turbolift |
| All | | someone gets stuck in the holodeck |
| All | | someone takes "full responsibility" |
| All | | someone takes in their quarters |
| All | | someone uses the holodeck to solve a problem |
| All | | someone's name is part of an accesscode or program |
| All | | something is venting plasma |
| All | | something is removed from a Borg |
| All | | the crew suffers the same fate as the ship they're investigating |
| All | | the main deflector array is reconfigured for another purpose |
| All | | the holodeck grid is visible |
| All | | the self-destruct ladt counts down |
| All | | the bridge is hit and everyone falls out of their chairs |
| All | | the same actor appears in a different role |
| All | | the same actor appears in a different occupation |
| All | | there's self-referential trek |
| All | | there's an unnecessary jump or dive |
| All | | there's a 47 |
| All | | there's a space item istead of its mundane counterpart |
| All | | there's a clipboard pass |
| All | | there's a garbled distress call |
| All | | there's a major paradigm shift |
| All | | there's a warp core breach |
| All | | there's an alien boarding party on the bridge |
| All | | there's a logo of a race or group displayed on the screen |
| All | | there's a missing research team |
| All | | there's a probe |
| All | | there are nazis |
| All | | there is a reference to Native Americans |
| All | | there's a bypass |
| All | | there's a containment field |
| All | | there's an officer's meeting |
| All | | dialogue or situations have homosexual undertones |
| All | | engineering is evacuated |
| All | | authorized to exceed warp speed limitations |
| All | | shields drop by a certain percentage |
| All | | starfleet is 'the man' |
| All | | holodeck safeties are disengaged |
| All | | two characters look like their about to kiss |
| TOS | | there's a phaser close-up |
| TOS | | there's a hazy chick filter |
| TOS | | there's an obvious stunt double |
| TOS | | there's an evil paradise [finish your beer if it's destroyed] |
| TOS | | there's starfleet panties |
| TOS | | the force field light bulbs go off |
| TOS | | the turbolift changes direction |
| TOS | | a fake boulders is thrown or heated with a phaser |
| TOS | | a monster first appears |
| TOS | | a red shirt dies |
| TOS | | an actor reacts to an invisible pain force |
| TOS | | an alien species doesn't have love, sex, kissing, etc |
| TOS | | an artificial intelligence is confused into submission |
| TOS | | you hear the whistle |
| TOS | | god is a computer or vice versa |
| TOS | | someone puts a disc into drive |
| TOS | | someone other than Uhura has the ear thingy |
| TOS | | someone references Spock's satanic appearance |
| TOS | | someone uses "Vulcan" as an expletive |
| TOS | Uhura | Uhura takes the thingy out of her ear |
| TOS | Uhura | Uhura sings |
| TOS | Uhura | Uhura leaves the bridge |
| TOS | McCoy | McCoy says "he's dead jim" |
| TOS | McCoy | McCoy antagonizes Spock |
| TOS | McCoy | McCoy bitches about using the transporter |
| TOS | McCoy | McCoy injects himself |
| TOS | McCoy | McCoy is in short sleeves |
| TOS | McCoy | McCoy says "damn it jim, I'm a doctor not a…" |
| TOS | Chapel | Chapel loves Spock |
| TOS | Chekov | Chekov claims something was invented by russians |
| TOS | Chekov | Chekov substitutes w for v or wice-wersa |
| TOS | Kirk | you can see the lightning in Kirk's eyes |
| TOS | Kirk | Kirk violates time travel protocol |
| TOS | Kirk | Kirk does the double-fist Kirk-punch |
| TOS | Kirk | Kirk fights someone from his past |
| TOS | Kirk | Kirk grabs a woman by the shoulders |
| TOS | Kirk | Kirk steals someone's woman |
| TOS | Kirk | Kirk is bluffing |
| TOS | Sulu | Sulu hits on or hits someone |
| TOS | Sulu | Sulu confirms the warp or course |
| TOS | Scotty | Scotty pulls some bogus scottishisms |
| TOS | Spock | Spock does the nerve pinch |
| TOS | Spock | Spock uses unnecessary precision |
| TOS | Spock | Spock coldly and logically pursues the mission |
| TOS | Spock | Spock fights sarek |
| TOS | Spock | Spock raises an eyebrow |
| TOS | Spock | Spock says "fascinating" |
| TOS | Spock | it cuts to Spock for a 'no reaction' shot |
| TNG | | there's a guy in the uniform miniskirt [and finish your beer] |
| TNG | | there's a crew recital/play/performance |
| TNG | | everyone is playing poker |
| TNG | | there's a saucer seperation [finish your beer] |
| TNG | | you can see thru the top of bridge into space |
| TNG | Data | Data uses unneccessary precision |
| TNG | Data | Data sees a member of his family |
| TNG | Data | Data's resistance to gas/virus/bullets saves the day |
| TNG | Data | Data is "attempting to do so" |
| TNG | Data | Data does something super fast |
| TNG | Data | Data doesn't get it |
| TNG | Data | Data's head is open |
| TNG | Data | Data's painting is shown |
| TNG | Data | Data's cat appears |
| TNG | Geordi | you see thru Geordi-vision |
| TNG | Geordi | you can see Geordi's eyes |
| TNG | Geordi | Geordi rolls from one station to another |
| TNG | Geordi | Geordi rolles under the door |
| TNG | Geordi | Geordi invents something |
| TNG | Geordi | Geordi tells bridge "we've got a problem" |
| TNG | Geordi | Geordi's visor is altered for evil |
| TNG | Picard | Picard crosses his legs like a girl |
| TNG | Picard | Picard says "I appreciate your concern" |
| TNG | Picard | Picard says "make it so" |
| TNG | Picard | Picard says "engage" |
| TNG | Picard | Picard uses a loophole in negotiations |
| TNG | Picard | Picard wears suede |
| TNG | Picard | Picard plays his flute |
| TNG | Riker | Riker poses like action man |
| TNG | Riker | Riker says "red alert" |
| TNG | Riker | Riker passes up a commission |
| TNG | Riker | Riker squints in anger |
| TNG | Riker | Riker does the Riker manuever |
| TNG | Riker | Riker is scamming on women [or any lifeform] |
| TNG | Riker | Riker is playing his trombone |
| TNG | Troi | Troi changes outfits |
| TNG | Troi | Troi makes that face |
| TNG | Troi | Troi mentions chocolate |
| TNG | Wesley | Wesley wears a sweater |
| TNG | Worf | Worf acts like a dork |
| TNG | Worf | Worf is a pussy Klingon |
| TNG | Worf | Worf does his Worf punch |
| TNG | Worf | Worf gets his ass kicked |
| TNG | Worf | Worf has a hardon for Troi |
| TNG | Worf | Worf has a hardon for violence |
| TNG | Worf | you see Worf's statue |
| TNG | q | Q is flirting with someone or in bed with them |
| DS9 | | someone yells "DABO!" [also yell DABO] |
| DS9 | | someone says "voles" [finish beer if vole is seen] |
| DS9 | | someone mentions the great link |
| DS9 | | someone implies they've been talking to Morn |
| DS9 | | someone says "no shapeshifter/changeling has ever…" |
| DS9 | | someone says "jem h'darr" |
| DS9 | | someone says "obsidian order" |
| DS9 | | someone says "provisional government" |
| DS9 | | someone says "tarak nor" |
| DS9 | | someone refers to Sisko as the emissary |
| DS9 | | someone calls Sisko captain [raise your glass "to the captain"] |
| DS9 | | a ferengi talks about earlobes like genetalia |
| DS9 | | a ferengi says "moogie" |
| DS9 | Dax | Dax mentions past lives |
| DS9 | Dax | Dax gets hit on |
| DS9 | Dax | Dax is a guy |
| DS9 | Dax | Dax is called "old man" |
| DS9 | Eddington | Eddington speaks |
| DS9 | Garak | Garak is spy guy |
| DS9 | Jake | Jake is black Wesley |
| DS9 | Kira | Kira is sexy |
| DS9 | Kira | Odo has a crush on Kira |
| DS9 | Morn | you first see Morn [and yell "Morn!"] |
| DS9 | Morn | Morn isn't at the bar |
| DS9 | | the wormhole opens |
| DS9 | | the wormhole closes |
| DS9 | | they intentionally avoid showing a cool space battle |
| DS9 | O'Brien | O'Brien has marital problems |
| DS9 | O'brien | O'Brien is in a counselling session |
| DS9 | O'Brien | O'Brien suffers unduely |
| DS9 | O'Brien | you see O'Brien's dart board |
| DS9 | Odo | Odo and Quark butt heads |
| DS9 | Odo | Odo and Worf butt heads |
| DS9 | Odo | Odo mentions his distate for violence |
| DS9 | Odo | Odo morphs |
| DS9 | Odo | Odo warns Quark |
| DS9 | Odo | Odo's in his bucket |
| DS9 | Quark | Quark is trying to sell some crap |
| DS9 | Rom | Rom stands up to Quark |
| DS9 | Rom | Rom is smart |
| DS9 | Sisko | Sisko cooks |
| DS9 | Sisko | Sisko is holding his baseball |
| VOY | | someone says "70,000 light years" |
| VOY | | someone says "bionueral gel packs" |
| VOY | | someone says "Neelix" [yell "NEEEEEELIX!"] |
| VOY | | someone bitches about Neelix |
| VOY | | someone references captain proton |
| VOY | | something else from the alpha quadrant is in the delta |
| VOY | | the warp nacelles fold up |
| VOY | | a picture of a loved one from the alpha quadrant is shown |
| VOY | | voyager fires a precious & unreplinishable photon torpedo |
| VOY | | voyager lands [finish your beer] |
| VOY | Chakotay | Chakotay explains something in his native tongue |
| VOY | Chakotay | Chakotay makes googoo eyes at Janeway |
| VOY | Chakotay | Chakotay toes the line with his maquis |
| VOY | Doc | Doc says "please state the nature of your medical emergency" |
| VOY | Doc | Doc is upset about not being turned off |
| VOY | Doc | Doc is close to an actual name |
| VOY | Doc | Doc's bedside manner is mentioned |
| VOY | Janeway | Janeway's hair comes out of the bun |
| VOY | Janeway | Janeway makes googoo eyes at Chakotay |
| VOY | Janeway | Janeway shows her deathwish |
| VOY | Janeway | Janeway stands like robin hood |
| VOY | Kes | Kes has a private training session |
| VOY | Kim | Kim dies |
| VOY | Kim | Kim almost dies |
| VOY | Paris | Paris tries to corrupt Kim |
| VOY | Paris | Paris scams on chicks |
| VOY | Neelix | Neelix bullshits knowledge |
| VOY | Neelix | Neelix does a wardrobe change |
| VOY | Neelix | Neelix fucks up in the kitchen |
| VOY | Neelix | Neelix recites a recipe |
| VOY | seven | Seven's nanobots solve the problem |
| VOY | Seven | Seven's backside is gratuitously shown. |
| VOY | Torres | Torres is conflicted with being half human |
| ENT | | someone says "hull plating" |
| ENT | | someone calls mayweather "mister" |
| ENT | | there's a water polo reference |
| ENT | | there's a british royal navy reference |
| ENT | | there's a reference to the terrible smell of human |
| ENT | | andorian soldiers address a human as "pinkskin" |
| ENT | Archer | Archer takes his shirt off |
| ENT | Hoshi | Hoshi fucks up translation |
| ENT | Hoshi | Hoshi speaks in another language |
| ENT | Phlox | Phlox blinks |
| ENT | Phlox | Phlox face expands |
| ENT | Phlox | Phlox sickbay pets make noise or run loose |
| ENT | Parthos | Parthos does something |
| ENT | Parthos | Parthos eats cheese [drink twice] |
| ENT | Reed | Reed is eating |
| ENT | Reed | Reed mentions his family |
| ENT | Trip | Trip talks about his sister |
| ENT | T'Pol | T'Pol tries to bang |
| ENT | T'Pol | T'Pol gives the look of helpless adoration |
| DIS | Burnham | Burnham is referred to as "mutineer" |